Bob wrote this article for the Daily Reckoning, which I discovered from his blog, Free Advice.
It makes me think of an old George Strait song:
Give me a bottle of your very best
'Cause I've got a problem I'm gonna drink off my chest.
The biggest problem is that, if Bob's right, then the best that I'll be able to afford is Five O'Clock Vodka. Like many bad products, it sells itself by promising great quality for a great price, but it really just gives me a massive hangover.