I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
How do you feel about receiving your DVDs on friday after school? And by that I mean that's the only time in the next week I can get them to you.