Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A Second Shoer

You've probably seen the video of the WMD deployed recently against president Bush.

What most people don't consider is the possibility of a second-shoe-thrower. While there's no footage of the grassy knoll, such a vantage point would have been an excellent place for a Nike marksman to take his best shot at the president. It goes without mention that Woody Harrelson's dad wears shoes everyday.

This Muntader al-Zaidi is nothing but a patsy, folks. Get with it. This was an attack orchestrated by the CIA.

(Which probably explains why no shoes managed to hit the president)


  1. I should have checked to make sure that Woody Harrelson's dad was still alive.


  2. Howling Mad Murdoch6:59 PM

    Well, I'm sure he was buried with shoes, so technically you are correct.

    Who throws a shoe? Honestly! That really hurt!


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