Santa Claus came to our home this morning, and--thanks largely to Mrs. Claus--the fat guy was more than generous.
Santa had an especially hard time figuring out exactly what Mark (age 5) wanted most because, when asked what he wanted, Mark always replied, "Everything."
When Mark woke up this morning, I looked him in the eyes and said, "Santa's been here, buddy!"
I could see the excitement begin to fester behind his eyes, so I added, "But he didn't bring you everything, just some things."
"Yeah," he replied, "that's probably because I was bad a few times this year."