I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Monday, October 27, 2008
31 Years After His Death, Elvis Makes More Money in 12 Months Than You'll Make In a Lifetime (especially if you keep voting Republican or Democrat)
On liberty: "You can do anything that you want to do, But uh-uh honey stay off of my shoes."
On the domestic surveillance: "So if an old friend I know Drops by to say hello. Will I still see suspicion in your eyes? Here we go again. Asking where I’ve been. You can see the tears are real I’m crying. We can't go on together with suspicious minds. And we can't build our dreams on suspicious minds."
On crime and punishment: "He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run, but he don't get far--and his momma cries."
On women: "A hard headed woman, a soft hearted man, been the cause of trouble ever since the world began, oh yeah!"
On STD's: "I'm just a hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love."
On the Bush Doctrine: “Well please don’t ask me what’s on my mind. I’m a little mixed up, but I feel fine.”
I thought you no longer endorsed monarchy?
ReplyDeleteBut just look at Elvis's positions on the issues.
ReplyDeleteOn liberty:
"You can do anything that you want to do,
But uh-uh honey stay off of my shoes."
On the domestic surveillance:
"So if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello.
Will I still see suspicion in your eyes?
Here we go again.
Asking where I’ve been.
You can see the tears are real
I’m crying.
We can't go on together with suspicious minds.
And we can't build our dreams on suspicious minds."
On crime and punishment:
"He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run, but he don't get far--and his momma cries."
On women:
"A hard headed woman, a soft hearted man, been the cause of trouble ever since the world began, oh yeah!"
On STD's:
"I'm just a hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love."
On the Bush Doctrine:
“Well please don’t ask me what’s on my mind.
I’m a little mixed up, but I feel fine.”
On torture:
“Don’t be cruel.”