Monday, October 27, 2008

31 Years After His Death, Elvis Makes More Money in 12 Months Than You'll Make In a Lifetime (especially if you keep voting Republican or Democrat)

How awesome is/was Elvis Presley?

The guy has been dead for 31 years, but he still earned 12 million more than Madonna and 8 million more than Justin Timberlake did this year.

Goddamn, was he cool or what?


  1. I thought you no longer endorsed monarchy?

  2. But just look at Elvis's positions on the issues.

    On liberty:
    "You can do anything that you want to do,
    But uh-uh honey stay off of my shoes."

    On the domestic surveillance:
    "So if an old friend I know
    Drops by to say hello.
    Will I still see suspicion in your eyes?
    Here we go again.
    Asking where I’ve been.
    You can see the tears are real
    I’m crying.
    We can't go on together with suspicious minds.
    And we can't build our dreams on suspicious minds."

    On crime and punishment:
    "He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run, but he don't get far--and his momma cries."

    On women:
    "A hard headed woman, a soft hearted man, been the cause of trouble ever since the world began, oh yeah!"

    On STD's:
    "I'm just a hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love."

    On the Bush Doctrine:
    “Well please don’t ask me what’s on my mind.
    I’m a little mixed up, but I feel fine.”

    On torture:
    “Don’t be cruel.”


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