I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
To My Wife on Her Birthday
Today my wife turned 33 years old.
For slightly less than a month, I remain 31.
Therefore, I dedicate this to my dear wife--the mother of my children, lover of my dreams, and best friend.