Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Right to BEAR Arms

While the picture below is clearly a hoax, I think it's important enough to point out that it's in-line with what governments recommend. They recommend that you carry pepper spray rather than a gun to fight grizzlies.

And when you're dead, they authorize the park service to send a guy in with a gun to dispatch of the bear.


  1. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Armed citizens are the bane of tyranny.

    Go figure why the feds make sure that your guns are vastly inferior to your guns.

  2. Dude, I think that you mean "their guns are vastly inferior to your guns."

    Nothing but a pronoun gaff.

  3. I think the important thing to remember is that bears, like people, should be considered innocent until proven guilty. So until they shit out tiny bells, there is no need to threaten them with guns. After all, most of the time they just want to scare you. Is being an asshole a crime?

  4. Bears are innocent until proven guilty, so don't bring a gun when you confront one that hasn't had its due process?

    So read it its rights, dill weed.

  5. Unless the bear has a gun, I don't see why an officer of the law needs to. Don't they get all kinds of training in unarmed combat? And where the hell is my other post, Mr. prounoun gaff?

  6. As the old saying goes, if you can't be witty, be difficult.

    What other post?

  7. It seems that, occasionally, my responses get lost somewhere after I type them. Basically, I wanted to say that you, Aristos, should have switched the words "their" and "your". Try it. It will make much more sense to a libertarian. Unless, of course, you have an Apache attack helicopter hidden in your backyard.


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