Sunday, September 16, 2007

Kool Aid

There's way too much sugar in Kool Aid, so I've started buying Splenda in bulk as a substitute. It works extremely well, and I recommend it.

What I do not recommend is forgetting the Splenda. That's what I just did ten minutes ago. Drinking Kool Aid without a sweetener is like drinking dehydrated musk ox urine. Hark my words. There's a reason why it wasn't a competition on Fear Factor. People wouldn't drink it for a mere fifty grand.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Isn't the sugar content the point of Kool Aid?

    Otherwise, it's just juice. Nasty juice, but juice all the same.

    The best? Kool Aid with Pixie Sticks in it. Keeps you buzzed for a solid 24 hours.

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  2. It is a commonly held but actually ridiculous belief that sugar makes consumers high. Seriously, there's no evidence of it. In kids, they get hyper over candy because they love candy and because they're simply kids.

    The bottom line is, if you feel a sugar rush, it's all in your head. It's not real.

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  3. Anonymous4:30 PM

    I have a hard time believing that sugar has nothing to do with short-lived energy rushes. But much more importantly, how the hell do you know what musk ox urine tastes like?

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