I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Thank goodness! Otherwise I might have been tempted to solicit his services. But right now I'm busy trying to get Michael Jackson over to babysit my kids.
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