I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Ukulele weeps by Jake Shimabukuro
If I asked you to define beautiful, would this help?
By the way, Howlin' Mad Murdock, I'm talking about the music, not the guy.
I noticed that you did not post my criticism of your Volo nonsense.
Keep in mind that Shimabukuro is playing a concert ukulele, far more versatile than my tiny soprano ukulele. On top of that, I am practice about 15 minutes a week, compared to his 15 minutes every quarter hour. Furthermore, I do suck, but you don't have to be a dick and point that out.
Actually as your friend it is my duty to point these things out. I mean what will happen if Ukelele Idol ever gets off the ground? You'll think you are awesome and should totally go on the show. Then you'll go on and make a total ass of yourself. Everyone would probably laugh at you and call you names... Wait a minute, what am I saying? You rock at the Ukelele! Dare I say Carnegie Hall? We got to get you to an open mic night pronto!
After watching that, it's official. You really suck at the ukelele.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that you did not post my criticism of your Volo nonsense.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind that Shimabukuro is playing a concert ukulele, far more versatile than my tiny soprano ukulele. On top of that, I am practice about 15 minutes a week, compared to his 15 minutes every quarter hour. Furthermore, I do suck, but you don't have to be a dick and point that out.
Actually as your friend it is my duty to point these things out. I mean what will happen if Ukelele Idol ever gets off the ground? You'll think you are awesome and should totally go on the show. Then you'll go on and make a total ass of yourself. Everyone would probably laugh at you and call you names... Wait a minute, what am I saying? You rock at the Ukelele! Dare I say Carnegie Hall? We got to get you to an open mic night pronto!
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