Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Kids' Toys Rant

Whomever designed how children's toys should be fastened in their packaging should suffer for years in purgatory, if not in Hell. Lucky for those guys, I'm not the one who decides.

Seriously, why in the heck does a Barbie or a Transformer have to be held by more restraints than were used against Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs?

I guess that is a bad example, since Lecter escapes.

Still, you get my point--especially if you have kids between the ages of 1-10.


  1. Just to be safe, I don't leave any pens lying around in front of Barbie.

  2. Surrealist.6:48 PM

    Obviously, if Megatron wasn't so restrained he'd lead the Decepticon uprising and wage war against both the Autobots and all mankind.

    In fact you should be complaining that there aren't enough restraints.

    But Barbie is fastened that way just to piss fathers off.


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