Sunday, September 07, 2008

Nectar, if not Ambriosia

John McCain's cola has passed its expiration date.

Barack Obama's cola tastes like almonds (probably from all the cyanide).

It's time to quench your thirst with a little pure cane sweetened Americana--the only cola that never violated Article 1, section 8 of the United States Constitution....

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