I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Nectar, if not Ambriosia
John McCain's cola has passed its expiration date.
Barack Obama's cola tastes like almonds (probably from all the cyanide).
It's time to quench your thirstwith a little pure cane sweetened Americana--the only cola that never violated Article 1, section 8 of the United States Constitution....
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