If you listen to the songs on my playlist.com widget, then click on "Chocolate Jesus," and tell me what you think.
The song is about little Jesus candies--or, as Waits claims, for those who simply have trouble waking up on Sunday morning.
My favorite verse from it is
When the weather is rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane.
He flows like the big muddy
But that's OK
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait.
For those of you too lazy to search on my playlist, here's a link to Waits on Letterman.
It goes without saying that if you don't appreciate Waits, then it's probably because you're stupid (which is not the same as saying "If you don't like Waits, then you're stupid."--think on that before you're offended).
What the heck, click here to see Waits on Letterman.