I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
"What happens then?""Nothin'--you just suck."
That is phenomenal.I also liked "why are you here soldier?" "I'm here because I'm bored!" "Don't you ever forget that."