I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
I'm honored that my good friend and ultimate loser would bestow this award on me. I pledge to conduct myself in complete douche-baggery so as not to disappoint the council of loser-dom. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This fight just went up another notch. What did he do to earn this award? I've probably just not been paying attention enough lately.