Sunday, April 27, 2008

Florida's Got Balls

Thank God American politicians have finally been able to see through the BS red herrings of such issues as an unjust and unwinnable war in Iraq, a dollar bill worth slightly more than Charmin double-ply, and the proliferation of anti-U.S. sentiment (both here and abroad). The real enemy has been identified.

Now sarcasm aside.

I'll grant that the bill to ban metallic bull testicles as car ornaments is restricted to Florida's state legislature, but that doesn't make it any less of a "What the Hell?" issue. Do the presentation of metallic bull testicles on your car really represent a violation of others' rights? If so, then we ought to ban real bull testicles.

To oppose this measure is to cede the war to the terrorists.

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