I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Holy Fart, Batman!
Pardon me. You may not wish to know this, but after yesterday's Hamburger Helper and today's very cheesy pizza, if farting were a crime, then I'd be sentenced to death.
However, the worst fart on record is still held by my good friend Jeff P.
Apparently you haven't been around my mother-in-law when a good BM hits her. We've changed the term "silent, but deadly' to the accronym "WMD".
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