I sat, today, beneath the shade of a lilac. For a moment, I felt as if I was tuned into the very frequency of mother nature herself. The meaning of life, death, and the way to happiness were all apparent to me. About a moment later, I realized that it was indigestion, and I spent the next 20 minutes on the toilet.
Dang huckleberries!
Screw you, Thoreau.
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