I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
Absolutely no mention of all the great work he has done with United Way? Come on!"I'll kill a snitch. I'm not saying I have, I'm not saying I haven't, but..."
This is forever!
Get in the port-a-john, and I don't wanna see your face for 20 minutes!!
Do you kids wanna come live with me in my mansion?