I rant. I brag. I praise. I say things just to tick people off.
So be prepared to be offended and/or outraged from time to time, but know also that there's only an 80% chance that I meant to be offensive and/or outrageous.
I think we should have our own coffee pot apart from one for the rest of the English/Social Studies wing! Or maybe an espresso machine, or two needles attached to tubes to mainline liquified No-Doz!