Monday, March 10, 2008

A Guide to Parenting

Here's another "My Bad!"

Mark (age 4): "Dad, can I ask you somefin?"

Aristos (age 31): "Sure buddy, what's up?"

Mark: "How old do I haf to be when I can say 'shit' and not get in trouble?"

Oops. My bad.

This comes two days after I dropped something and roared "Gosh darn it!"

Mark looked at me and said, "Don't you mean 'goddamn it'?"

Oops. My bad too.


  1. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I can see it now...
    A cold Saturday morning in January.
    Dad: Let's go, Mark. It's time to go rabbit hunting!

    Mark: Just one goddamn minute, Dad. I can't find all of my rabbit hunting shit!

  2. Hey at least you aren't this bad.


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